...I've been thinking about*
Dog Walking
Those Blokes Who Clean Public Phones In The Middle Of The Night
Inventing New Fireworks
Blogging
Testing New Versions Of Rez (google it)
Inventing New Airlines Menus
Writing The Words For The Back Of Crisp Packets
Being The Duke Of Edinburgh
Hard Core Wrestling
Developing The Software For The Quite Ridiculously Complicated Canteen Swipe Cards At The Court Where I Have Been Doing Jury Service
Living A Lie
Dog Whispering
R and D For Ribena Inc
Coffee Tasting (I met someone who did this once, possibly the maddest person I have ever met)
Being A Community Police Officer
Henry VIIIth Impersonators
Cloud Bursting
Badger Culling (Shame on you sir)
Life Coaching
Inventing Different Forms Of Stress Balls
Being Nice To Mrs HHN
Designing Train Tickets
Being One Of Those Complete Knobbers Who Paint Themselves Silver And Stand Still On The Embankment
Whatever Madame B Does
Prince's Chef
Prince's Anything
Theatre Critics
*Not in a I'd Like To Do Them Way - although I'd go for the firework inventing. More in a just thinking about them, and the fact that people get up in the morning and go and do these things.
the ongoing saga of pretending to be a house husband in the new millennium
Where's Vinderama?
4 comments:
Madam B here, oh to be the duke of edinburgh, that would be a laugh, but i guess even he gets bored of insulting people - maybe. Him and queenie must have a right laugh about it - do they dare each other to insult racial minorities?
Being nice to mrs hhn isn't a job, it's a privilege, surely?
And I've done the Writing the Words for the Back of Crisp Packets job, and it's turbo-money for old rope. Any crisp manufacturers out there, I'm your man.
waunch
ive seen that writing and and it wasnt worth the paper it was written on. you blog better than you write crisp copy
Hmm. Comment sent at 4.08 am. Strange time of day to be looking at hhn. And, as The Waunch, I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted. I guess I'll take flattered.
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