Word up on the goat's cheese discussion people. (Incidentally, I've had that Norwegian cheese someone mentioned. It is foul.)
Things - other than goat's cheese - I can't make my mind up about either:
1) scaffolding - safe or just too dangerous?
2) Stevie Wonder - genius or repeater?
3) Simon Cowell - amusing or twat?
4) Hollyoaks - excellent tv or porn?
5) bluetack - saving grace or ugly smelly mess?
6) bees - world savers or stingy nasty pseudo wasps?
7) ipods - great marketing, crap product or crap product, crap product?
8) air conditioning - soooooooo good, but then you have to go outside
9) toffee?
10) celery - healthy crisp or stringy devil's food?
11) hd television - why have one when no-one broadcasts in hd?
12) football - which I guess means I really don't care
13) sleeping?
14) buckets - you'd have thought they would have come up with something else by now, or at least something that was less ugly
15) telescopes - cool stoner tool, or just a gadget for perves?
16) blogging - whatever
17) Madame B - my wife, or The Waunch, or a man, or a genuine stranger?
18) business cards - see 14
19) Easter?
20) birthday presents - I just don't know what I need in my life, and I only have five days to decide....
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have you considered the possibility that madame b is in fact multiple people?
You know what you need for your birthday, hhn? You need some bees. Bees are fabulously wonderful. They're clean, polite, friendly little chaps; unobtrusive, always smiling as they potter about. You've got the space; why not ask for a bee hive?
Hey, kids! If you're bored, you can reorganise hhn's little reveries, like this:
Simon Cowell - world saver or stingy nasty pseudo-wasp?
Birthday presents - excellent tv or porn?
Sleeping - safe or just too dangerous?
Madame B - you'd have thought they'd have come up with something else by now, or at least something that was less ugly.
Hours of fun for all the family!
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