In response to your various comments yesterday (in a vaguely chronological order):
1) Blokewho(etc), you are officially the campest man on the planet with your description about how you cook your aubergines.
2) 'At band camp' was a reference to that girlfriend in American Pie who say that phrase all the time. If you have not - as yet - seen the movie, don't believe the hype. It is actually very funny.
3) Rez is a great great computer game, which I was addicted to for about five months before I met mrs hhn. It is based on how viruses get around the human body (dude). Vinderama has a story about going to a Rez convention in Tokyo.
4) Was that really someone coming into the comments looking for a voucher for a snow machine? Maybe I was dreaming it.
5) Good call on the What is Madame B guessing game. Please answer the following questions (and I can only request that you are not too crude):
a) What do you think her real name is?
b) What do you think she does for a job?
c) What do you think her partner does for a job?
d) What is her favourite TV show?
e) What did she give her partner for Xmas?
f) What did he/she/it give her?
g) What was the last gig she went to?
h) Why does she keep haunting my blog?
Answers can be judged by Madame B herself. Prize is a big photo of her.
6) Thanks to whoever went to see the website I am working on, and the thoughts on it. I love it too. (And no, I am not telling you lot what it is called because you will just go and put crude messages in all the related discussion groups/comments areas.)
7) Styx loves The Edge. Styx loves The Edge. He also loves McFly and Busted. He knows ALL the words to Angels.
8) I think Styx and Mrs Styx actually met at a polo match in Hong Kong or something posh like that.
9) I am going to Suffolk tomorrow, so will report back (on men who cry at the sight of mushrooms and wear their trousers the wrong way round, as is the case in deepest Suffolk).
10) Entirely agree on Carlos Santana being overrated. ("Oh, man you don't understand. He was on acid at Woodstock." Who wasn't? Pointless twiddling on guitar.)
11) I don't get the Pine Party and Enter The Dragon references. I probably don't need to.
12) And to those of you who don't like me doing lists, you just read another one suckers. (Two actually if you include the Madame B questions.)
I'm posting this last night, because I have a lot to do tomorrow/today.
See ya hhn x
the ongoing saga of pretending to be a house husband in the new millennium
Where's Vinderama?
49 comments:
It's gonna be a busy day...
Looks to me like HHN is opening up his blog for full siege by us comment providers.
So, that B woman's name? Sheila? Michelle? Britney? Beyonce? Boris?
OK, let's put this Carlos Santana thing to bed right now. If anyone here thinks that Carlos is an 'overrated twiddler', I'd ask that they phone a friend who can actually play the guitar reasonably well (everyone knows someone who can) and ask them what they think of him. If they agree that he's an overrated twiddler, then I shall eat all your hats.
Getting Carlos Santana is proof of a properly-developed musical intelligence. But if you don't get it, don't worry. We have James Blunt and The Wiggles for people like you.
Man Who Eats Hats? Men Who Wear Hats? Safety Dance anyone?
Also shut the *&llocks up about 'proof of properly developed musical intelligence'. You are sounding like Mrs Styx again.
a) What do you think her real name is?
Jennifer or Boris
b) What do you think she does for a job?
She is a lawyer or accountant, but dreams of living in the countryside with her partner who shagged her best friend but she is dealing with it well
c) What do you think her partner does for a job?
He is waiting for his dad to croak so he can get the country house and his mother into a nursing home
d) What is her favourite TV show?
Ready Steady Cook
e) What did she give her partner for Xmas?
Two ties
h) What did he/she/it give her?
He forgot but promised her a puppy which he has not delivered on yet
i) What was the last gig she went to? Cradle Of Filth Unplugged
j) Why does she keep haunting my blog? Because she lurves you hhn
No, no, no anon... Styx and hhn are on the money regarding the overrated twiddler. I've never met a Santana fan who wasn't also a smug pompous git. (I bet James Blount loves Carlos... The Wiggles I'm unfamiliar with but they sound right up my strasse - you couldn't burn me some could you anon?)
Styx - did you have to refer to your sexual repertoire y'day? I now have this appalling image of your face scrunched up as you reach the highest note of your horribly drawn out 'guitar' solo.
Goodnightgodblessweloveyou.
Someone has already inadvertently mentioned my favourite band, well my son's anyway.
Oh, I like these guessing games
peace and a pine pantry special for bloke...
Madame Broccoli's name is really Patricia. She's an administrator at a garden center, while her husband manages a small branch of WH Smith. Her favourite TV shows are Through the Keyhole and Neighbours. She gave her husband a set of personalised golf tees for Christmas, and was lucky enough to get a kettle from him. The last gig she went to see was U2. She haunts HHN's blog because she's dazzled by the rugged masculinity on display. Or because she's a cretin.
wrong on every one I'm afraid
Pine Pantry (AKA "Three poofs and a chopping board") was a short-lived, Lakenham-based, catering business. It provided effete bridge rolls (the tuna mayo was to die for!) to local businesses but went bust in the mid 80s with huge arrears in the rent.
peace brother
Even after all these years you're still a bitter man Styx. The Pine Pantry was, albeit by its own modest terms, a highly successful purveyor of quality sandwiches and other delectable comestibles run by three almost alarmingly well-hung young gentlemen...Oh, alright, two almost alarmingly well-hung gentlemen. And me.
Moreover,we did not go bust but simply chose early retirement.
Would you like a Kit-Kat with that?
I shall answer questions e) and h) to help you all along
e) I gave my husband gonorhea for Xmas
f) He gave me a ring (which is now quite sore)
You see
really disappointing response from Mrs B. Is that really a girly sense of humour talking about sore rings and STD's?
I still think it's a guy , perhaps thats why she/he keeps asking Mrs hhn out?
Anyway my turn as I suggested the game to hhn:
a) What do you think her real name is?
Kate,Nina,Teresa
or Pete,Richard,Dominic
b) What do you think she does for a job?
Doesnt at the moment. Uni educated, was in good career, either got pregnant, moved abroad with partner or (if bloke) felt unchallenged academically and is looking for next challenge.
c) What do you think her partner does for a job?
Management consultant if she is a she, f**k all if he is a he
d) What is her favourite TV show?
Ugly Betty if in UK, used to be Sex up the city or whatever that junk was called.
e) What did she give her partner for Xmas?
Not gonorreah (thats two r's Madame B (that disease is so over unless you are 19 and currently at Durham reading bollox). I think something for the house if married she, or DVD collection of fave TV series if bloke.
what happened to f) and g)?
h) What did he/she/it give her?
Midget boy doll, definitely
i) What was the last gig she went to?
Probably something dreadful like Robbie (pass me the 9mm handgun with silencer) Williams.
j) Why does she keep haunting my blog?
Because she knows you/Mrs hhn and wants to play games. You have definitely met her/him, either one of you or both of you.
Madame B, what was last book you read??? Please only answer if clean and accurate, the other stuff is boring and makes us all not want to play anymore.
Hhn checkedthe site again, awesome stuff, have a couple of suggestions too, but maybe something for an off(hhn)line mail exchange.
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