Jan 15, 2007

Predictions

Am I cringing (as suggested by blokeihaventseeninages this morning)? I don't think so. Just feeling a bit low key re blogging.

As not requested - but playing on my mind - hhn predictions for 2007:

1) Poetry - everyone seems to be talking about it, and it is nice and quick and people don't have time to read books at the moment
2) Photography - again nice and easy and accessible and cheaper than other art
3) An anti-reality tv trend - Celebrity Big Brother is just too common and depressing this time around
4) An anti-technology thing - do you really want to watch the internet through your TV?
5) Some really comedy new American politicians like one of the the actors from the High Chaparal or a golfer or something
6) Paris Hilton getting God but not really understanding how
7) The death of Sunday newspapers - this is more of a wish than a prediction. mrs hhn and I read three Sunday papers back to back yesterday, and just sat back at the end of it and looked at each other with absolutely no new information
8) A big anti car thing
9) A really really dull leadership competition here in the UK, and Brown losing it
10) Victoria Beckham becoming a pro-lifer in the US

Styx is the betting man amongst us, but I'll put money on 1, 9 and 10.

In other news, was trying to get mrs hhn interested in a tv show about wilde beasts l[sp?] last night and she came up with a shocking confession that she only listens to approx 60% of what I say about animals because she too thinks I am an unreliable animal witness. I am deeply hurt by this accusation, and am going to learn many animal facts this year. (Damn. Another *&^ing resolution to try and keep to.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

11) God getting Paris Hilton but not really understanding how.

Anonymous said...

God getting broccoli?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you surprise Mrs HHN with some pangolin-related facts? I can guarantee she won't be expecting that...