hhn Events Anyone?

Anonymous, you are probably right that we - few - writers and readers of hhn should not engage in competition. (Too splashy you say? It's about pulling your arms up to high - he says sounding like an expert swimmer rather than the Free Willie monolith in the shallows that he actually is.)

But I like the idea of hhn events:

• hhn spellathon?
• hhn cocktail invention competition?
• hhn animals quizz?
• hhn sponsored swim? (all proceeds to a charity of mrs househusbandnot's choice)
• hhn air guitar comp?
• hhn all six of you stand in a line up and have to guess which of you is which game?
• hhn readers pet parade?
• hhn puppet show (we would win because we have a badger puppet btw)
• hhn sitting around and drinking scotch and talking bollox event?

The opportunities are endless, and probably unlikely, since you all - or most of you anyway - are still hiding as Anonymous. Incidentally, where are Styx and blokewhodoesnotappeartobereadinghhnanymore?