Questions for Madame B:
1) How many other blogs do you haunt?
2) Was that really you partner (Master B?) on hhn the other day?
3) Did you cry when Stephanie Beecham got kicked off Strictly Come Dancing the other night?
4) Why are you so vulgar?
5) I can provide a photo of Anonymous if you want one. Do you want one?
6) Where is your photo?
7) How often - tell the truth - do you visit hhn every day?
8) What is your favourite J Mascis track?
9) Why?
10) When?
(Sorry guys, been kinda busy about which more later.)
the ongoing saga of pretending to be a house husband in the new millennium
Where's Vinderama?
27 comments:
1. Oh many, my favourite is the absolutely wonderful twentymajor - have a look and learn from it - its the best by far
2. No it was me fool, though if you want to fight him I can stir itup a little
3. it still hurts bastard face, thanks for bringing it up again
4. cos i have a dripping fanny, what's your excuse
5. yes please
6. on my parole card
7. quite a few times I guess - i only visit for the comments of others - I find most of the articles rather too long to take
8. who?
9. ditto
10. ditto
5. I bet you cant hhn
but someone you know probably could at a push
Oh my god
Madame B, are you a paddy?
twentymajor had dublin written all over it from the outset.
Major ciggies are the standard fare for those who dont know the dublin law.
That makes absolute sense if Mde B is Oirish, they are all crude, gameplayers,liars and dishonest wankers, male & female.
Oh and they all think they are smart, like northerners, which they are so obvioulsly not.
Are you based in Dublin Mde B?
well lets just say a little Irish friend of mine told me about the site - please have a look at it - its hilarious
Allow me to save fellow hhn readers the bother of looking at Mme B's favourite blog - you'll not be amused by it unless you think there's something funny about, for instance, comments which list women who 'deserve to be raped' etc.
actually hhn, you should have sked if I minded taking questions first - or are you not a gent (what I suspected)
Hey
blokewho said...
that ref was a mick.....
says it all really
I am bowing out of this site now,it has got too tedious. good luck to the remaining five of you.
Especially you Hhn remember to look for the hidden mole
oh gawd hhn, i fear this is a fond farewell as if you cant be bothered to update the site no-one will be bothered to visit it
Farewell hhn; farewell fellow readers.
hhn has man-flu guys - he's in bed, snivelling, and devastated by your comments.
He loves you - you are his people, he will return.
wow, look at all those cobwebs, its really dark in here, guess it hasn't been visited for years - hey,what's that down there? oh, that's just my fanny
I hope things are all ok at hhn HQ does seem awfully quiet.
maybe he has found new website to contribute too.
Even the big site he worked on esrlier in the year has had no updates since April.
Stop being rude Mdde B and think of a good list or something to inspire hhn rebirth.
Hope he hasnt run off with the bloke from the swimming pool or something
good point, maybe he has fallen out with mrs hhn and dropped his towel and turned his back in the shower so to speak on his special 'friend' and eloped with a spring in his step and a foccacia for two.
ok now what list would be good for hhn to compile?
1. best ways to fill the dreary hours at work
Tinternet - on line novel reading, etc
what are you on about?
neither hhn or mrs hhn are reading this either they are away celebrating anniversary or something or they have fallen out.
Cant believe man flu lasts this long
hmm, well you men are feeble so it could be man flu. however, i suspect hhn has probably given up the ghost and is stubbornly refusing to acknowledge his responsibilities - i would hope mrs hhn would clear this up for us
presuming she is still around ? maybe she has decided to give up on south london, worms and Xbox and return to her roots.
where are mrs hhn's roots, her heair does look aa little manky agreed
Dont know which picture you are referring to, but Mrs Hhn always had great hair before she started puttin daft blondy streaks in it.
I want to know who the hidden mole is? or is it a hidden bodily mole ?In which case where is it hiding ?
Yeah why did she do a blondie streak, guess she thought she might have more fun?
I think its the latter, I have one on my inner thigh, can you see it?
have a great weekend everyone .... er, ok, have a great weekend Madam B,
thanks I will
is this the end?
Well anyone there ? Madam b, hhn, waunch etc?
yoo hoo, close the door luv, right ol draft going through
Maybe...
Dunno why but the whole unfinished business of the AWOL status of hhn is annoyingly making this site a constant revisit.
I had not looked for ages, nice to see the daft Broccoli bird still in situ, seems most of th eothers have vacated.
Mrs Hhn says he will be back etc, dont think that was her actually.
Common hhn , say someting even if its just go home the lot of you.
Oh and no Prince, cant stand the little purple wanker
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