...chill out you freaks (x6):
1) Red or white cheddar?
2) David Essex or Mark Ramprakesh?
3) Playstation or Xbox?
4) blokewho or styx?
5) Open or closed sandwich?
6) Madame B or Mr B?
7) The Waunch aka Anonymous aka Brandon Flowers or John Cooper Clarke?
8) Scott Gorham or Scott Gorham?
9) Facebook or facelift?
10) Richard Long or Keith Richards?
11) East or South Asia?
12) Badger or Honey Badger?
13) hhn or mrs hhn?
14) Danni or Kylie?
15) Simon or Louis?
16) England or Scotland?
17) Pasta: on or off the plate? (Rem, please be there to explain this one.)
18) Prince or Imagination?
19) ipod or the other stuff?
20) Trying to be cool or admitting you are a chuffer ringtone?
21) Peter Andre or Pete Wylie?
22) Which of the two Joy Division films coming out?
23) Gastro pub or a nice place where they won't charge you 14 and a half squid for a couple of sausages on celeriac mash?
24) hhn or Billie Piper taking her kecks off? (Alright already...)
25) Blog or fist fuck?
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8 comments:
do I have to choose just 1
I can tell that this is in the English language; unfortunately, beyond that, I haven't the slightest clue about what it means.
How many blokewhos are there? When I choose Dannii over Kylie I want hhn's readers to know that it's me - blokewhoyouhaventseeninages - who is pathetically - nay, tragically - besotted with the younger Minogue. That said, every time she goes under the knife she emerges looking more and more like Elizabeth Hurley who I reckon is probably the coldest fuck on the planet. Is that sexist? It is a bit, isn't it? So then, how about an hhn list of Cold Fucks? To make it slightly less offensive perhaps you could include bloke(who)s. David Bowie, for instance. I adore Dame Dave but I reckon he's probably more than a bit chilly in the sack. ( Is it painfully obvious that it's years since this blokewho had sex? )
blokewho, why didn't you say before? look, the ol fellah is out for his supper tonight so feel free to pop round and slip one in. That's an open invitation to all by the way. must dash, got a gash to lubricate (that's not sexist is it?)
im here to discuss the on / off plate issue
although while present for said discussion...im not sure i knew what the hell you were talking about
bid?
Madam B, with you one seems to get both at the same time.
god anon, you are one smooth talker, get over here now
Given that you reckon only 6 of us read this drivel nowadays:
how about a brief character analysis of each visitor (regular one)
Does Haiwii bloke still look in ?
start with the obvious Mde B (bloke for sure or Mrs hhn trying to be rude) gash to lube...honestly
Do you think you know all the readers?
Why not give us a brief physical description.
I'll start...havent a clue but Iguess the Waunch looks like WIlliam Hague
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