Technology Hell: Number Berzillion

The eagle-eyed of you out there will have seen that I double posted the blog entry a couple of days ago. This is just the beginning - or the end - of a long list of technical stuff that is not happening for me at the moment:

• Our TV is *&^%ed
• I can't find the charger for an old phone I wanted to give to my god daughter
• mrs househusbandnot has decided it it my fault that the TV is *&^%ed
• My new phone seems to only want to work in silent mode
• I have managed to download my itunes library onto mrs hhn's ipod, and visa versa. So she is wandering around town being forced to listen to Tricky, Joy Division and Zwan, while I am gaying around listening to Scissor Sisters, George Michael and Sugar Babes.
• And I just got an anonymous text message on my silent phone suggesting I am too stupid to deserve a new phone. They are probably right about that.

It just ain't happening with me and technology at the moment. I'm just waiting around for someone to come and install a chip in my forehead that will get me to better places where things do what they are supposed to do, and technology works for me, rather than making me all defensive with mrs hhn because it makes me feel that I am not a real man because I can't get a TV to work. I will be surprised if any of you get this post today such is my current siege with technology. (And it is winning. It has so many weapons.) And why am I taking it all so personally?

In other news, had a chat with a gay friend of mine over the weekend. He agrees with me that I am not a homophobe. So that one - at least - is settled.