Centenary Learning

So thanks for all the congratulations on the 100th househusbandnot post earlier in the week. Over the last however many weeks/months of clocking up these 100 posts, I have learned:

1) That I can't spell
2) That people tend to read blogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays - no surprise there I guess
3) That househusbandnot readers are much more interested in my thoughts on animals than on modern communications
4) That I would like more guest blogs (still waiting for a contribution from blokeihaventseeninages...)
5) That I am now quite capable of holding a face to face conversation with a friend, and saying "as I was saying in my blog the other day" approx 15 times every hour
6) That - equally tosser-like - I have also come to believe that it is socially acceptable to say "Ahh. You don't read my blog do you?" when someone mentions something I happen to have talked about on househusbandnot
7) That admitting that you have a blog instills (and in this order) i) mild amusement that you are so sad ii) (much) milder curiosity about the content of your blog, and iii) (pretty determined) disinterest
8) That however self-validating househusbandnot is ever going to be, it is never ever going to be quite as self-serving as this website: http://www.lightshifter.com/
9) That I have earned 52 dollars in advertising from househusbandnot
10) That knowing your mother in law occasionally reads you blog is not such a bad thing as I originally thought
11) That mrs househusbandnot sometimes actually gets through a whole day without reading househusbandnot - shocking I know, but true
12) That I still hate semi-colons, and (still) love brackets
13) That you get search results for 'househusbandnot' on Google now
14) That I should not post anonymous comments to my own blog, and should probably not admit that I do to anyone other than a decent therapist/time manager
15) And that blogging won't topple governments, or change the way we communicate. It may create monsters, but only tiny little blunt-toothed ones who can't see in the daylight

As a celebration of 100 househusbandnots, I am going to take a few days off. Will be back some time early next week.
Peace hhn x